So I'm on this five-day fibre cleanse.
What the hell does the English language need with two so similar verbs? Am I cleaning my body, or cleanSing by body? And a 'fibre cleanse?' So, will I end up with the cleanest fibre on the block?
Needless to say, day three is Irritation Day. Now THAT would make a good movie about alien intrusion.
-- Fade to mission control room; UFOs float menacingly on screens as many people scurry this way and that --
Supermodel in Normalizing Glasses for Supporting Role (TM): "Sir, the aliens have reached the planet's surface."
Bill Paxton: "Where did they land, dammit!"
Supermodel, taking off glasses to show sudden uberhuman beauty: "They're... they're in the building, sir."
Bill Paxton: "Don't let 'em in, man, I'm on day three of my cleanse. If they get in here, there's no telling WHAT I'll do."
Bill Pullman: "Hey, I thought I was supposed to be the lead in this film."
-- Paxton kills Pullman with bare hands --
And the cleanse continues...